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You ain't kiddin'...look! Serving the "food"! It's Igor from M*A*S*H! Hey, "Igor", it's me... Mibbitmaker from the MASH newsgroup... we both post there, remember? (True story, btw)
(sigh), that's it, STPers. The food's gonna suck! Hmmmm.... that beach does look nice... (pause. Runs to beach) S'LONG, SUCKERS!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]
....SIR! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by crazy a:
One more thing: don't ask, don't tell...DON'T CARE! We are all one color: GREEN! There is only one sex: NONE!
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*raises hand*
Uh, I only joined this thread in hopes of getting a date? Someone said it was easy in the military...hmmm, or was that jail?
*sighs* It's so hard to find a good single dyke these days...
CATS WITH NO DISCIPLINE!
RECRUIT ERIS! FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE NEW NAME IS RECRUIT "GOMER"!
*sees mibbitmaker approaching and waves him over*
hey! i see they lost another one. wanna help me build a sandcastle? or maybe a fort? we can attack the army camp at dawn with flying sand bombs and mud pies. and the mibbits can run covert missions for us, if any of them are still around.
oooo Nicknames! Cool! OK, Drill Sgt Crazy, from now on, I'll just call you Drill Sgt Pooky.
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I LIKE nicknames!
DROP PVT. GOMER JUST DROP!!!!
Pvt woody
*Drop and give me twenty*
MARCH MARCH MARCH LEFT FOOT MARCH MARCH LEFT FOOT MARCH
Oh, the mibbits are already staging a counteroffensive, alright. Of course, I'll have nothin' to do with that, myself. (A mibbit sticks out his tongue at moi) Buncha Key Stone Cops for a military bunch! (a mibbit:"Cops Corps") Jeez, it's like Firesign Theater with them.
I'm just on permanent AWOL at the beach.
(A mibbit walks up to eris, having heard the posts before this, says:"GOOOOO-LLUHY, eris! Suh-PRAHZ, suh-PRAHZ, suh-PRAHZ!". He then marches to the Gomer Pyle theme, bumping into a tree)
He's no fun, he fell right over!
(Another mibbit writes '4-F' on a slip of paper)
*wanders in. looks skeptically at crazy, ski and firebird(if he were here)*
It appears that you are trying to herd cats.
Drop what? I'm not holding anything...